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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."

"Going to an event tonight and wearing a tuxedo. A real tux, not one of those cheapo ones. Seriously, this thing is made with actual penguin."

"What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent."

"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."

"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."

"Remember: If the leprechaun sees his shadow today, six more weeks of drinking."

"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."

"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"

"I am a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."