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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."

"What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire? mourning wood"

"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"A guy called out over the radio that someone spilled chips at work... Turns out they were Flooritos."

"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."

"What type of car would Jesus drive? A Chrysler"

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."

"Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning."

"What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!"