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Joke of the Day

"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."

"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"

"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."

"My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph. She just has chlamydia."

"What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!"

"Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight..."

"I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?"

"Feed a fish to a man, and you have fed him for a day. Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dagon. You have done well. we crawl we rise"

"My favorite Robin Williams joke What do you call a person with both Down syndrome and Tourette syndrome?"

"Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood."