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Joke of the Day

"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."

"Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free."

"My girlfriend announced she was having her sports car detailed ""I am going to have them wax it too,"" she said. I looked at her nonplussed and said, ""I didn't know Corvettes had a bikini line."""

"Bill Clinton rapes a woman... Hillary Clinton then says to him... ""Bill did you rape another woman?"" Get it? Bill Clinton rapes women...."

"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)"

"What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation? Paradice..."

"Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair."

"Spreddit The backpages of the internet"

"HR: You can't urinate outside. Me: Then how will we keep the jellyfish away? HR: Can you take a drug test? Me: Nope, I'm all out of urine"