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Joke of the Day

"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."

"Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit? Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case."

"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"

"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."

"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."

"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."

"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"

"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"

"Help with telegraph/Morse code joke I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?"