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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? A Stick"
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"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""
"*aliens return to ship* ALIEN LEADER: Where are the humans? ""We left them"" AL: Why? ""They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"""
"Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable."
"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"
"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."
"I felt shit today My finger went through the toilet paper"
"I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there."