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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a Republican Presidential Candidate throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants? A Tantrump."

"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."

"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist."

"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit"

"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."

"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Because they always take things literally."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"What scratches the window before it explodes? A baby in a microwave"

"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"