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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a Republican Presidential Candidate throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants? A Tantrump."

"A Mexican has 2 kids. He names the first one Jose. What did he name the other? Hose B"

"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"

"How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one :("

"You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you."

"I bought a book on DIY. So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it."

"What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."

"Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA? General Pao's chicken."

"""There are hot Shingles in your area"" - My Doctor"