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Joke of the Day

"[first date] -so how do you feel about octopus? Her: I like em -Whew! [lets other six arms fall out of shirt]"

"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."

"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"

"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."

"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."

"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"

"What do you do if an Elephant comes through your window? Swim for your life!"

"What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call A Frodo-finish"

"I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket. 'How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?'"

"What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane? BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD"