202223
Joke of the Day
"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"
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"*bank* 'miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding' *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too"
"Why are farmers so afraid of aliens? Tractor beams."
"*calls into work* ""yo boss i'm real sick"" ""you don't sound sick..."" ""ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"" ""wow u do sound hella sick"""
"What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A pig won't stay up all night to fuck a musician"
"What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper? One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough."
"I never had to swim for my life in a shark attack but once I had to doggy-paddle really fast to get out of a pool when it was dessert time."
"Everybody just wants to get off... ....This elevator because that guy stinks"
"A black person is walking down the street carrying a 4K TV I thought, 'that looks like mine!'. But then I remembered, my black person is at home doing laundry"
"So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it."