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Joke of the Day
"Everybody just wants to get off... ....This elevator because that guy stinks"
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"Bad News: I'm back on Ambien. Good News: Side effects include the chance of hallucinations. Best News: Just ate lunch with Jesus."
"How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped? Come quietly and nobody gets hurt."
"""Go left at the chopsticks in the road"" - Chinese directions"
"Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns. In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo"
"If Hillary wins the election... Will she hire immigrants to install the glass ceiling in the White House?"
"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."
"A photon checks in at a hotel: ""Are you checking in any bags?"" asks the concierge. ""No"", says the photon, ""I'm travelling light."""
"What is the speed of sex? 68. Cuz at 69 you eat it."
"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."