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Joke of the Day
"Time Travel Right now! What do we want? More time travel jokes! When do we want them?"
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"Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber"
"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"
"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."
"What's the hardest part about rollerskating? Explaining to your dad that you're gay"
"What do you call a naked golfer? Off-putting."
"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."
"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up."