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"I once met a Redditor in Europe. His username Czechs out."
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"A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs I replied , "" I prefer bubble butts and double D's"" Then I got kicked out of KFC."
"I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone.."
"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."
"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."
"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"
"What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic"
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"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."