181219
Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"
Next Joke
"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"
"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."
"I lost out at the S&M; Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated."
"Why are cell phones like a dog's nipples? You don't have to shout into them."
"I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man. Then sad again because we had sex."
"What did water say when ice farted? Ice melt it."
"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""