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Joke of the Day
"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"
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"Perfect Joke: Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was assaulted."
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 - 8 - 9."
"Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents... To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones"
"Imagine a giraffe. Now imagine the giraffe trying to get on a pool float. Now put my face on the giraffe. That's about right."
"Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off."
"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"
"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"
"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"
"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"