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Joke of the Day

"Which two regions have the most people named John? SEA / NA"

"Don't spell part backwards It's a trap"

"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."

"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"

"There were two old men... That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, ""I wish I could do that "" Then the other said, ""that dog would bite you."""

"6yo: I can't wait to be an adult! Me: Adults don't get snow days. 6yo *faints*"

"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"

"INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? SLOTH: *Points to another part of the building* Around there maybe"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."

"A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart ""All right,"" he said, ""take big breaths."" ""What?"" she said. ""Big breaths!"" ""Yeth!"" she said. ""And I'm only thixteen!"""