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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy and one of the Cabbage Patch Kids had a baby? It was an ugly little fucker with a yeast infection."

"Are you an old person? Because I would love to give you a stroke!"

"What is Sherlock's porn star name? Benedict Cuminhersnatch"

"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."

"""Just this one more episode."" you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees."

"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."

"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""

"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"

"Ivan Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint the phone rings and he jumps up shouting ""Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""

"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""