202099

Joke of the Day

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? ...neither has he!"

"A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. May they never meet."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."

"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."

"Santa Claus came early! Mrs. Claus wasn't too happy."

"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."

"*Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!"

"shout out to the little girl at the zoo earlier who said ""when I grow up I want to be bamboo"""

"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"