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Joke of the Day
"shout out to the little girl at the zoo earlier who said ""when I grow up I want to be bamboo"""
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"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
"A gay man killed his cheating boyfriend The Police call it ""homocide"""
"A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend ...His friend asks ""Does she have a sifter?"""
"I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question."
"Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."
"""Why are you glowing?"" ""I've been eating light."""
"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"Waiter there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !"
"How do you eat a computer? byte by byte."