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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."
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"A gay man asked me which way I went and I said, ""Counter-cockwise."""
"My girlfriend was going to take my last name when we get married... but now we're changing it to Clinton so we can get away with anything we want"
"Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!"
"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They scream when they come and take the house when they leave."
"What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts."
"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."
"Driving in London"
"Caitlin Jenner isn't transgender. She's trans-Jenner."
"Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans."