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Joke of the Day
"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."
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"2 Indian guys accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine... Both were rushed to hospital. One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka."
"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies. ^^^^Sorry"
"I feel like if there ever was a zombie apocalypse I'm so numb to them at this point I wouldn't even bat an eye."
"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."
"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"
"These kids today need to show a little respect to those of us, who fought for, and won, the right to party."
"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."
"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."