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Joke of the Day
"What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year? Paddy O'Furniture"
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"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."
"Are you ready for TheDivision's upcoming DLC? TheAddition? If not, you might like its already-existing-but-cut-for-later content TheSubstraction."
"What is the national front's favorite curry?"
"Whisper ""whey protein"" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you"
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"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"
"[Water cooler] -Looks like you had a wild weekend! How'd you get the scratches? *flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah."
"What do you call someone who discriminates against certain groups of rappers? A rapist."
"What were the lawyer's final words to the man who killed him? I'll sue you in hell!"