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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who discriminates against certain groups of rappers? A rapist."

"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."

"""You're cute when you're mad."" ""Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable."""

"I'm a polymorphic alien... ...and I have taken shape of this text, and at this very moment I am having sex with your eyeballs and by the smile on your face I can tell that you are enjoying it :)"

"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."

"What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds!"

"Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet."

"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"

"What is programmers' favorite wine? [yellow tail]"