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Joke of the Day
"What were the lawyer's final words to the man who killed him? I'll sue you in hell!"
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"Why did the interjecting, dismissive, gay Italian have so many problems? Probably because he was such a- ""Fagget about it!"""
"Terry Schiavo's husband might have kept her alive if he was a vegan. Then he would have an all he can eat vegetable."
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind? What would Scooby doo?"
"Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide."
"Mime Ninja Silent, But Deadly."
"Traffic lights are so shy the closer I get to them, the more likely they are to go red"
"What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC"
"After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her."