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Joke of the Day
"What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door.."
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"I hate it when my kid says, ""But mom, it was an accident!"" Yeah? Well so were you, but I still have to take responsibility for you..."
"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"
"Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u."
"The best things in life are free. Fuck vowels."
"I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20. Please God erase that memory & bring back my car"
"Thank God football is back on. I've been watching baseball for months and it's only the 7th inning."
"A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful."
"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."
"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"