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Joke of the Day
"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"Can't wait til Feb. 15th...otherwise known as 1/2 price chocolate day."
"""Hey you know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat, let's add an extra slice of bread?"" - Inventor of club sandwich"
"bill nye is short for william new years eve"
"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."
"Hi, I'm black and I really can't stand it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. They say old habits die hard, but some habits never die.. Like the white men leaving us hanging"
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."
"I'm just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces."
"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."