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Joke of the Day
"How does a woman pick up Donald Trump? With a pooper-scooper."
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"When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish."
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."
"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""
"A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity."
"What is common between my ex-wife and my last job? They don't suck anymore."
"Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless."
"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"
"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."