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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"

"What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!"

"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."

"What do you call a racist blind person? A not see."

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"BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes ""snow""."

"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""

"I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."