201929
Joke of the Day
"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their Masters."
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"[old couple feeding ducks in the park] ""Nothing could ruin this Edna"" *I scare all the ducks away, punch the old man and steal their bread"
"I hate people who leave jokes hanging. Its like a"
"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."
"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had was a terrier. It was a shih tzu."
"You could tell if someone was wearing a cape underneath a white button down shirt is all I'm saying. #weknowitsusuperman"
"Bear: *lowers sunglasses. Is it *beary* serious? Cops:...Ok that's funny but but you mauled a child so yes. You have to go back to the zoo."
"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"
"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. Rather a few layers."
"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."