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Joke of the Day

"Girls are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, ""At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father."""

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"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."
"How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!"
"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"
"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."
"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."
"What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn't make me fat? Fingernails. XD"