201892

Joke of the Day

"Came up with a somewhat original dead child joke today. How is a ten year old different from a pizza? Pizza doesn't beg for you to finish it off when you only eat half of it."

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that."

"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."

"What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng-lose."

"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."

"I'm so upset- I threw a bukkake party last night, but it was a complete disaster. Nobody came."

"why the sadman buy keybord? because is the ""key"" to hapennies"

"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."

"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."

"I called a colleague inviting him to an orgy. He asked how many people will be there. I said "" if you and your wife come, there will be three of us."""