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Joke of the Day
"I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time."
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"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."
"Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering ""Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"""
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"
"Why are gay guys the first to check out of a hotel in the morning? Because they had their shit packed the night before"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."
"What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree"
"Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan."
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic"
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"