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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding was okay, but the reception was GREAT"

"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"

"2 introverts walk into a bar, one says to the other..."

"How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? #"

"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"

"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"

"What do English class and a UFO have in common? Zeugma, tmesis, and polyptoton call it home!"

"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""

"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"