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Joke of the Day

"Movie about internet Too slow"

"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"

"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"

"What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold? A cheeseburger can't feed your ego."

"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas? Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)"

"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"

"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"

"My sex life is like my personal record for the number of days I've been alive I beat it every day"

"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"