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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""
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"I would tell you a pedophile joke, but it has some minor issues."
"I like my showers like I like my women Hot, wet and finished in 20 minutes."
"Once you go black, that toe's gotta come off"
"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."
"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."
"When is a Mexican not a Mexican? When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now"
"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"
"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"
"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""