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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."

"George Lucas, the creator of ""Star Wars,"" is 70 years old today. George didn't bother celebrating. He spent the day making unnecessary changes to all his earlier birthdays."

"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind..."

"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"

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"What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend? Go and retrieve her!"

"What do you call someone who is open with their kids about their sex change? Transparent"

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... But I found out she was seeing someone else on the side."

"I just got early access to the new Injustice: Mods among us."