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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."
Next Joke
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"
"I got mad at a rock today. I chopped it in half with my lightsaber. Now there are two rocks. Send help. Now."
"I wrote a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap"
"Otherwise I think this is a good joke, but the title says otherwise"
"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."
"Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living."
"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"
"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""
"I asked the grocery store man if they had eggnog and he's like ""We only carry it at Christmastime"" so I was all ""Whatever, Hitler."""