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Joke of the Day

"Female dogs... Today a female dog tried to talk and play with my dog. He couldn't muster the courage to talk to her.. He didn't have the balls to do it."

"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."

"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"

"Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? He was resisting a rest"

"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""

"All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish."

"When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to make a decision You've gotta sleep on it."

"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"

"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"