201701

Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."

"Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?"

"My mate Dave's just got back from his third tour of Afghanistan. Hardest bloody bus driver I know."

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and asks out loud ""who had sex with my wife!?"" A voice up the back said, ""you don't have enough bullets!"""

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? We're closed beat it."

"People who say they're in the best shape of their lives are usually about to die."

"My ornaments are starting to droop. Yeah, time to ask Santa for a new bra."

"Can we survive without whales? No whey."

"Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it."