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Joke of the Day
"*Throws caution to the wind* *gets covered in caution*"
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"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night A widow"
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat"
"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."
"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"
"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"
"Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they get to smoke their cigarettes? They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter."
"Saw a pretty girl, asked her, ""whats your sign?"" She said stop."