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Joke of the Day
"What does my jokes and cancer have in common? Only my dad gets it."
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"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"
"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"
"What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys..."
"Sikh turban dude"
"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."
"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"Someone should write a book where the character slowly falls in love with the reader."
"Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids."
"I'm developing a fear of German sausages... I fear the wurst!"