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Joke of the Day

"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"

"Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*"

"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"

"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."

"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm? Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and... A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo."

"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"

"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"