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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
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"Me: why did you stop me? Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt. Me: what about main course? Cop: step out of the car."
"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."
"why do Indians have red dots on there forehead? because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says ""No your not having another free council house"""
"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"
"I just saw my 25-year-old son run water on a slice of pizza to cool it off. I need to sit down."
"I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker."
"What do sex and The Big Issue have in common? (Original Joke) I buy them exclusively from homeless people"
"Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died..."
"[hands over brown bag with 10,000 ransom] ""Now give me my wife."" ""This is short by 2.39"" [hides Mcflurry] ""it's all I got."""