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Joke of the Day

"I'm developing a fear of German sausages... I fear the wurst!"

"Do you know how to tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? They taste different."

"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"

"I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web... Because I'm going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!"

"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"

"I get it, you have a philosophy degree, but I just want you to make my latte, not wax poetic about life, okay Baristotle? Extra foam please."

"I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!"

"What's a doctor's favorite bird? An apothecanary"

"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"