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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids."
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"I watch zombie movies to prepare myself if one day it really happens. Same for porn."
"No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox... He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years."
"Son! You have been adopted -Really! -Yes. Now gather your shit and get out. Your new parents are here to pick you up."
"Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box."
"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."
"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""
"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"
"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"
"There once was a man from Massachusetts And his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAA"