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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."

"Awesome Comeback Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?! Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems."

"I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought ""nah""."

"I just want to love someone half as much as a dog loves anyone"

"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"

"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"

"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"There are two things in this world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish."

"What is a male widow called? single"

"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."