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Joke of the Day
"All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with."
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"When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally. Classic rook-y mistake."
"What does a fastidious female call a condom? Goo-be-gone"
"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""
"I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'"
"What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables? Asparagi!"
"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."
"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ? One Direction."
"'I want to see other kids.' ~Me, parenting."