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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."
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"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."
"What does Air bnb stand for? Bring no blacks"
"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."
"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."
"If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it's to taunt them"
"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."
"What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers."
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
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