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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'"
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"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."
"""Daddy, there's a mime under the bed!"" That's ridiculous, why would you think that? ""Listen!"" *complete silence* OH DEAR GOD RUN"
"8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it... J.K."
"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"
"I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray... Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon."
"'Your place or mine?' Is the sexiest response to the question: 'Where shall we bury the body?'"
"A man comes home from work on his birthday. He's greeted by his crying wife: ""I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("" ""Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."""
"What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry"
"If Hillary wins the election... Will she hire immigrants to install the glass ceiling in the White House?"