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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'"

"""I bet you can't name two different structures that hold water!"" Well, dam..."

"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"

"PMS: I'm sorry. ME: Why? It's a good day. PMS: Wait for it. ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!"

"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend."

"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."

"The FBI raided Hillary Clinton's campaign headquarters She needed them to get in quick and destroy all the evidence."

"What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches."

"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""

"Bin Laden released an audio tape about the Christmas underwear bomber. A month later. Where has he been, living in a cave?"