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Joke of the Day

"What is the only thing on earth that goes ""ha ha"" on a Monday? A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday."

"I say ""Hey man, I got your back."" He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless. I give his back to an infant. ""Baby got back."" I say"

"""Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.."" [rubs up against your leg] ""that's better"" -cats"

"My wife said we each needed to make sacrifices to make our relationship work. She was less than impressed with the dead goat I left in our kitchen."

"Quick! Can fingerprints be pulled off a raccoon? No time! NO TIME!"

"*Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble."

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"Hey kids! Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!"

"Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because ""Kindle"" was taken."

"a seal walks into a club eh"