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Joke of the Day
"How do they call women that don't suck dick? They don't call them at all."
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"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"I wonder how many illegitimate socks are out there because of me?"
"*pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*"
"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"
"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"
"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"
"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""
"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."
"On this day in history, Cocoa Puffs were invented about 3 hours after that rabbit finally got his hands on a bowl of Trix."