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Joke of the Day
"I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today."
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"What do you mean mom, how could my birth certificate be expired?"
"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."
"I want to hold you till the end of time, or until I have to pee."
"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."
"What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear."
"what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"
"Telling someone w/ depression things like 'Cheer up','Get over it','It's a state of mind', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder'"
"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
"Hey guys, I think I just got murdered but I'm not sure, and WebMD is like ZERO help."